I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Ever feel like you can't seem to say anything right? Like in your head it sounds like the most wonderful idea ever, but then coming out it's all wrong? Or maybe you didn't think about it at all, it just kind of came out. And destroyed everything in it's path like the stampede in Jumanji. I would die to be able to say the right thing at the right time. Do the right thing at the right time. But such as life. Another thing that I have no idea how to deal with. Not that my life it so hard. It's just like every other boring twenty-something year old female. Which is why I'm ridiculous, because honestly I can't deal. I am an anxious basket case about the littlest thing. Like I wore the wrong shade of lipstick equals a complete come apart. Constantly, I am being told how I look like I have everything together and people can't believe how calm, cool, and collected I am. Little do they know that there is a category 5 hurricane going on in my head right now. Well if you're reading this then you're welcome to tag along for the ride as the train wreck takes off for the confessions of this wino.